You Say Tomato, I Say...

Cabaret at Theater Square   Pittsburgh CLO   412-456-6666
January 31, 2013 - May 12, 2013

You Say Tomato, I Say...
Pittsburgh CLO

Conceived and Written by Annabelle Gurwitch and Jeff Kahn
"Print at Home" tickets now available online!

A 21st century love story where “Happily Ever After” meets “It’s Complicated”

From seductive young lovers to reluctant Facebook friends, Annabelle and Jeff have 10 years of marriage under their belts when they encounter the question all married couples face – “Where would we be without Pinot Noir?” In this 75-minute tour de force You Say Tomato, I Say Shut Up! takes a humorous look at a relationship that seemed doomed by opposing personalities from the start. After trials and tribulations they learn to navigate the conflicts that come with romance, money and children by embracing each other’s differences, taking on parenting as a competitive sport and dropping out of couple’s therapy. Their delightfully crazy lifestyle has managed to keep their relationship intact, upending every idea you ever had about living “happily ever after.”

PG-13, Some Adult Content.

Running Time: 1 hour, 15 minutes

“LAUGH OUT LOUD!”
-People Magazine
“HILARIOUS” -
Judd Apatow
“Kahn & Gurwitch illuminate the insanity of marriage. They make you want to embrace your spouse for the same reason you want to strangle them.” -Ben Stiller
“Finally, a married couple that doesn’t hide behind such tedious traits as personal loyalty, good taste and an overall sense of decorum!”-Liz Tuccillo; co-author, He’s Just Not That Into You
“Annablle Gurwitch and Jeff Kahn are the Lucy and Desi of the Apatow age.” -Lauren Lonnatti, Marie Claire

 

Venue Details

The Cabaret at Theater Square
655 Penn Ave | Pittsburgh, PA | 15222 | Directions

Enjoy food & drinks before the show, right at your table! Your ticket is your reservation - simply arrive early (60-90 minutes before curtain) for the most attentive lunch or dinner service. For our menu and more information, go to CLOCabaret.com and select "Experience the CLO Cabaret."

Accessible Services

Wheelchair Seating Assistive Listening
Note: All services may not be available at all performances. Click the icon above for accessible performance schedule or contact customer service for further assistance.
You Say Tomato, I Say...
Pittsburgh CLO
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Accessible Services

Wheelchair Seating Assistive Listening
Note: All services may not be available at all performances. Click the icon above for accessible performance schedule or contact customer service for further assistance.
You Say Tomato, I Say...
Pittsburgh CLO

Ladies in Red Hats

All CLO Cabaret shows require a minimum of only 10 people to qualify for our exclusive group discounts. You may already belong to a group that would love to attend shows at the CLO - book club, family members, employees or clients. 

Important Ticketing Information: If your group desires table seating instead of theater seating, please choose the option to Select Your Own Seat. This will allow you to choose tables together. If you select Best Available seating, your group will be seated in the best available Theater Seats towards the rear of the theater. Questions? Contact us today.

Order online below, call 412-325-1582, email Groups@pittsburghCLO.org or click here for further information.

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Select Your Own Seat

You will be able to choose your desired seats in this simple process.

Best Available

We'll select the best seats available according to your ticket choices.

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