You Say Tomato, I Say...
Cabaret at Theater Square
Pittsburgh CLO
412-456-6666
January 31, 2013 - May 12, 2013
Conceived and Written by Annabelle Gurwitch and Jeff Kahn
"Print at Home" tickets now available online!
A 21st century love story where “Happily Ever After” meets “It’s Complicated”
From seductive young lovers to reluctant Facebook friends, Annabelle and Jeff have 10 years of marriage under their belts when they encounter the question all married couples face – “Where would we be without Pinot Noir?” In this 75-minute tour de force You Say Tomato, I Say Shut Up! takes a humorous look at a relationship that seemed doomed by opposing personalities from the start. After trials and tribulations they learn to navigate the conflicts that come with romance, money and children by embracing each other’s differences, taking on parenting as a competitive sport and dropping out of couple’s therapy. Their delightfully crazy lifestyle has managed to keep their relationship intact, upending every idea you ever had about living “happily ever after.”
PG-13, Some Adult Content.
Running Time: 1 hour, 15 minutes
“LAUGH OUT LOUD!” -People Magazine
“HILARIOUS” -Judd Apatow
“Kahn & Gurwitch illuminate the insanity of marriage. They make you want to embrace your spouse for the same reason you want to strangle them.” -Ben Stiller
“Finally, a married couple that doesn’t hide behind such tedious traits as personal loyalty, good taste and an overall sense of decorum!”-Liz Tuccillo; co-author, He’s Just Not That Into You
“Annablle Gurwitch and Jeff Kahn are the Lucy and Desi of the Apatow age.” -Lauren Lonnatti, Marie Claire
Venue Details
655 Penn Ave | Pittsburgh, PA | 15222 | Directions
Enjoy food & drinks before the show, right at your table! Your ticket is your reservation - simply arrive early (60-90 minutes before curtain) for the most attentive lunch or dinner service. For our menu and more information, go to CLOCabaret.com and select "Experience the CLO Cabaret."
The Cabaret at Theater Square has two types of seating, round tables of 4 and theater style seating in the back of the theater. While patrons will purchase tickets to a specific table, the seating at the table is first come, first served. The theater style seating is reserved seating for a specific seat. In front of the stage are five rows of tables of 4. Each row consists of 6 tables. The first row starts with table 21 on the left and then goes across numerically to the right to table 26. The second row begins with table 31 on the left and then goes across numerically to the right to table 36. This pattern is repeated in consecutive rows with the third row beginning with table 41, the fourth row beginning with table 51 and the fifth row beginning with table 61. Behind these five rows are three additional rows of tables, which seat 4. They are elevated on a platform 7 inches high. The first row on the platform consists of four tables beginning on the left with table 71 and going across numerically to the right to table 74. The second row consists of four tables beginning on the left with table 81 and going across numerically to the right to table 84. The third row consists of three tables beginning on the left with table 91 and going across numerically to the right to table 93. On the left and right of the theater are high top tables which seat 4. On the left of the theater are six high top tables starting at the front of the theater with table 101 and going back numerically to table 106. On the right of the theater are four high top tables starting in the front of the theater with table 201 and going back numerically to table 204. In the rear of the theater behind the platform seating are three rows of theater style seats. The rows are lettered beginning with Row A in the front and then going back alphabetically. The seats are numbered beginning on the left with seat 1 and going across numerically. Row A and C consist of 14 seats. Row B consists of 13 seats
Accessible Services
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Accessible Services
Note: All services may not be available at all performances. Click the icon above for accessible performance schedule or contact customer service for further assistance.
All CLO Cabaret shows require a minimum of only 10 people to qualify for our exclusive group discounts. You may already belong to a group that would love to attend shows at the CLO - book club, family members, employees or clients.
Important Ticketing Information: If your group desires table seating instead of theater seating, please choose the option to Select Your Own Seat. This will allow you to choose tables together. If you select Best Available seating, your group will be seated in the best available Theater Seats towards the rear of the theater. Questions? Contact us today.
Order online below, call 412-325-1582, email Groups@pittsburghCLO.org or click here for further information.
You will be able to choose your desired seats in this simple process.
We'll select the best seats available according to your ticket choices.
